Sunday, November 23, 2008

Youngest Kid with a Beard

Meet the youngest kid with a beard: ME.

I was at the store once, and I saw this beard, and all these other things in a pirate kit. And there was a beard with it. And I asked my mom if I could get it, and she said yes. So I was sleeping one night, and when I woke up I saw it on my face. I don't know it got there, but I guess I'm stuck with it now until I found out the peanut butter solution.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

jedi master: hawk

All must bow to me for I am king of the jedi, for I am Hawk. And if Yoda thinks he's better than me he should train more. All colors of the rainbow is the color of my light saber and all Yoda's color is, is green. All sith are scared of me. All because of me Darth Vader is no where to be found, I think he is all the way in another galaxy. Not so far away from your galaxy, huh?

the big bang soda can

I thought this was all soda and it was at McDonalds. My mom was thinking I was weird. I didn't know why until I found out it was a thing where you put soda can tops in it.

biggest fish ever caught by me

This bass is 25 inches long. I caught it, when I was 6, in Rainy Lake. I was at my Grandpa Hal's, this is his lair. This bass is huge and it filled the stomachs of 6 people!

world records: biggest dandelion

One day I was outside and I found this huge dandelion. So I brought it in to my mom and she said it looked huge. I think it should be put down in the world records book because it's the biggest flower I've ever seen in my life.
Dictated but not read,