miles hanson vs. the atomic blowdryer

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the smuggla

I'm a smugglin' Miyo. She a doesn't like it! No she ain't likin' it. My face is weird. Look at that face! Look at Miyo's face, it's even weirder. Both of us' faces are lookin' weird.

dazzling dave world record holder of yo-yoing

I met this guy today. And he had class. And I was in it. I was able to do regular tricks, like Dribbling, Snapping the Wrist. Know how you do that: you just put your wrist back and just let it go forward and then catch it. It's just like Dribbling except you pull your wrist back, that's why they call it Snapping the Wrist. And then I accidentally did these really weird tricks, like the UFO. I tried to do Dribbling but the yo-yo went out of control and started spinning the wrong way and it turned into a UFO somehow. And this other trick I did was called a Throw Out. It's just like Snapping the Wrist except you throw it out instead of slapping it down. And the Throw Up you do that, except you throw it up. I did that and I accidentally did Jump the Moon. Which is the most hardest trick ever. I also did something called the Sleeper. I did that on purpose though. It's just Dribbling and like the UFO except when you turn it down, it does the UFO except it's mostly like Dribbling and then it stops at the bottom and keeps spinning. And then you just pull it back up.

youngest kid with a beard 2

Look what the Peanut Butter Solution did to my beard! It turned it green. It shrunk it. What do I do now? I could have been put in the world records man! Come on!